1 00:00:00,014 --> 00:00:01,849 [pleasant music] 2 00:00:01,951 --> 00:00:03,717 Andy, there's that feminist bookstore 3 00:00:03,819 --> 00:00:05,552 I was telling you about. 4 00:00:05,654 --> 00:00:07,287 Yeah, man, Drew, everyone's talking about feminism. 5 00:00:07,389 --> 00:00:08,722 People are getting together. 6 00:00:08,824 --> 00:00:10,390 They're addressing discrimination-- 7 00:00:10,493 --> 00:00:13,026 Black Lives Matter, transgender activists, right? 8 00:00:13,129 --> 00:00:14,895 People speaking out about sexual assault. 9 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:17,164 What I hate about it is that none of it's about us. 10 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,665 None of these movements are about us. 11 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,968 I mean, what is our movement? You know what I mean? 12 00:00:21,070 --> 00:00:22,503 I'm telling you, that's why, um, 13 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:24,071 men need safe spaces, too. 14 00:00:24,173 --> 00:00:26,373 The only place I feel safe expressing myself 15 00:00:26,475 --> 00:00:28,976 is on social media, you know, under a pseudonym. 16 00:00:29,078 --> 00:00:31,512 Dr. Man, that-- that's the name I use. 17 00:00:31,614 --> 00:00:32,513 [chuckles] 18 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:33,747 My safe space is Reddit. 19 00:00:33,849 --> 00:00:35,315 - You're on Reddit? - Yeah. 20 00:00:35,417 --> 00:00:36,717 Yeah, me too. 21 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:39,520 Yep, the Internet is like my "Rule of One" zone. 22 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,688 Yeah, I mean, in some ways it kind of feels like 23 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,024 we're a minority all of a sudden. 24 00:00:44,126 --> 00:00:45,893 Yeah. 25 00:00:45,995 --> 00:00:48,162 [upbeat rock music] 26 00:00:48,264 --> 00:00:49,897 both: what about men? 27 00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:51,832 what about men? 28 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:53,901 don't forget us 29 00:00:54,003 --> 00:00:55,702 you'll regret it 30 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:59,273 what about men? what about men? 31 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:02,609 we're people, too 32 00:01:04,713 --> 00:01:06,079 You know, pretty soon 33 00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:07,915 every Hollywood movie's gonna be a remake 34 00:01:08,017 --> 00:01:09,783 with women in the lead role. 35 00:01:09,885 --> 00:01:11,885 Do you know that more women graduate from college than men? 36 00:01:11,987 --> 00:01:13,287 [scoffs] Come on. 37 00:01:13,389 --> 00:01:14,421 You know what's really messed up? 38 00:01:14,523 --> 00:01:16,390 Only women can have babies. 39 00:01:16,492 --> 00:01:17,558 I want to have a baby. 40 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:19,626 I want control of my own body. 41 00:01:19,728 --> 00:01:21,628 both: what about men? 42 00:01:21,730 --> 00:01:23,630 what about men? 43 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:25,465 don't suppress us 44 00:01:25,568 --> 00:01:27,534 it's stresses us 45 00:01:27,636 --> 00:01:29,269 what about Doug? 46 00:01:29,371 --> 00:01:30,704 what about Dennis? 47 00:01:30,806 --> 00:01:33,707 can't we play, too? 48 00:01:33,809 --> 00:01:35,976 49 00:01:36,078 --> 00:01:37,477 You want to talk about equality? 50 00:01:37,580 --> 00:01:39,146 The Statue of Liberty. 51 00:01:39,248 --> 00:01:40,714 What about our statue? 52 00:01:40,816 --> 00:01:42,049 The Statue of Liberty. 53 00:01:42,151 --> 00:01:43,650 Where's our Joe of Arc? 54 00:01:43,752 --> 00:01:45,586 I want to be burnt at the stake. 55 00:01:45,688 --> 00:01:47,487 What about the boyfriends of the Women's Rights movement? 56 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:49,756 Yeah, how come we don't know about Harriet Tubman's husband? 57 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,326 - Or Eleanor Roosevelt's? - FDR? 58 00:01:52,394 --> 00:01:53,994 We only know his initials? 59 00:01:54,096 --> 00:01:57,664 both: what about men? what about men? 60 00:01:57,766 --> 00:01:59,766 we produce things 61 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,501 introduce things 62 00:02:01,604 --> 00:02:03,570 written by men 63 00:02:03,672 --> 00:02:05,005 invented by men 64 00:02:05,074 --> 00:02:08,275 we built this, too 65 00:02:08,377 --> 00:02:10,344 66 00:02:10,446 --> 00:02:11,945 I don't need to ask permission 67 00:02:12,047 --> 00:02:13,947 to tell you what this heart is wishing 68 00:02:14,049 --> 00:02:15,782 you talk about equality 69 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,651 then why don't you hold the door for me? 70 00:02:17,753 --> 00:02:19,853 we didn't sign up for this competition 71 00:02:19,955 --> 00:02:21,622 it's like we're beer, and it's Prohibition 72 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,523 you know, I miss those simpler times 73 00:02:23,626 --> 00:02:24,625 when men were men 74 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:27,127 and it was all mine 75 00:02:27,196 --> 00:02:29,363 this is our time 76 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:35,636 we're in our prime now 77 00:02:35,738 --> 00:02:39,773 and nothing's gonna take that away 78 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:41,608 both: what about men? 79 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,143 what about men? 80 00:02:43,245 --> 00:02:45,812 give him his freedom 81 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:47,781 don't impede him 82 00:02:47,883 --> 00:02:49,182 what about 83 00:02:49,285 --> 00:02:51,018 what about men? 84 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,389 we're telling you 85 00:02:55,491 --> 00:02:56,857 [patriotic drums playing] 86 00:02:56,959 --> 00:02:58,892 Right. That seemed good, right? 87 00:02:58,994 --> 00:03:01,795 Yeah. Should we, uh, draft a constitution? 88 00:03:01,897 --> 00:03:03,063 Yes, but let's do it this time 89 00:03:03,165 --> 00:03:04,998 in a way that really favors men. 90 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,034 - Good idea. - All right. 91 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:11,838 [Washed Out's "Feel It All Around" playing] 92 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,080 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 93 00:03:27,089 --> 00:03:29,056 - I want both. - Yeah, me too, me too. 94 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:30,724 - Got to caffeinate. - Hey. 95 00:03:30,826 --> 00:03:31,992 - Hi. - Hey. 96 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:33,360 This is Dax. Dax, this is Fred. 97 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:34,995 - Oh, yeah. - Ah, Dax. 98 00:03:35,097 --> 00:03:36,096 What's up, man? Nice to meet you. 99 00:03:36,198 --> 00:03:37,597 Nice to meet you. Hello. 100 00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,032 Hey, I'm gonna go move the car real quick. 101 00:03:39,134 --> 00:03:40,534 I parked in the driveway so this little lady 102 00:03:40,636 --> 00:03:41,702 wouldn't have to walk so far. 103 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:42,836 - Thank you. Mm. - Be right back. 104 00:03:42,938 --> 00:03:44,037 Okay, bye. 105 00:03:44,139 --> 00:03:46,006 Um... 106 00:03:46,108 --> 00:03:47,874 What's up? 107 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,010 - Isn't he amazing? - That's the guy you're dating? 108 00:03:50,112 --> 00:03:51,611 - Yeah. - I mean... 109 00:03:51,714 --> 00:03:53,680 me and you, like, we make fun of guys like that. 110 00:03:53,782 --> 00:03:55,716 You make fun of guys like that. 111 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:56,717 I like it. 112 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,051 - You do? - Yeah. 113 00:03:58,153 --> 00:03:59,553 He's, like, good-looking, 114 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:00,887 like, to the point where it's, like, creepy. 115 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,856 Well, that's weird. 116 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:04,191 You don't think when a girl's really hot that that's creepy. 117 00:04:04,293 --> 00:04:05,726 Now I'm dating someone good-looking 118 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:06,893 and that's, like, wrong? 119 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:08,228 Yeah, it's wrong. I mean-- 120 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:10,063 That is such a double standard. 121 00:04:10,165 --> 00:04:11,465 Yeah, I mean, that's why it's a double standard. 122 00:04:11,567 --> 00:04:13,066 It's standard. 123 00:04:13,168 --> 00:04:15,135 Smart girls are supposed to like nerds, not hunks. 124 00:04:15,237 --> 00:04:17,237 No, hot guys like smart girls now. 125 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:18,739 They think our brains are sexy. 126 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:20,140 I mean, is he smart? He's not smart. 127 00:04:20,242 --> 00:04:21,608 He's really smart. 128 00:04:21,710 --> 00:04:23,977 And in addition to that, he can, like, lift me up, 129 00:04:24,079 --> 00:04:25,712 which turns out I like. 130 00:04:25,814 --> 00:04:27,647 That's what girls like-- to be carried around? 131 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,583 Well, it's not the only thing we like. 132 00:04:29,685 --> 00:04:31,752 Oh-- oh, here he is. 133 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,387 - Hi. - [grunts] 134 00:04:33,489 --> 00:04:34,955 - Oh, hi, there. - [both chuckle] 135 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:36,957 Hey, Fred, Carrie tells me that you play the drums. 136 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,625 So do I. [imitates whoosh] 137 00:04:38,727 --> 00:04:40,894 No, but I started when I was, like, eight years old. 138 00:04:40,996 --> 00:04:42,396 I'm like a drummer drummer. 139 00:04:42,498 --> 00:04:43,997 Nice. Dude, yeah, I was, like, six. 140 00:04:44,099 --> 00:04:45,499 [both chuckle] 141 00:04:45,601 --> 00:04:46,500 That's great. 142 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:49,302 [slapping rhythmically] 143 00:04:49,405 --> 00:04:51,505 That's-- that's amazing. 144 00:04:51,607 --> 00:04:52,939 [chuckles] 145 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:55,075 Nice. All right, well, see you guys later. 146 00:04:55,177 --> 00:04:56,109 - See you, man. All right. - Bye. 147 00:04:56,211 --> 00:04:57,110 - Hey. - Hello. 148 00:04:57,212 --> 00:04:58,745 Hi, Americano, please. 149 00:04:58,847 --> 00:05:00,414 Yeah, I'll take one of those, too. 150 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:03,417 [percussive music] 151 00:05:03,519 --> 00:05:04,818 152 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:11,324 - Sam? - Aubrey. 153 00:05:11,427 --> 00:05:12,626 Hey, nice to meet you. 154 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:14,261 Nice to meet you. Hello. 155 00:05:14,363 --> 00:05:16,630 Hi-- [mumbles indistinctly] 156 00:05:16,732 --> 00:05:18,698 [both chuckle nervously] 157 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:20,300 [mumbles indistinctly] 158 00:05:20,402 --> 00:05:21,435 [both chuckle nervously] 159 00:05:21,537 --> 00:05:22,502 You look like your profile pic. 160 00:05:22,604 --> 00:05:24,037 So do you. 161 00:05:24,139 --> 00:05:25,038 - Well... - All right. 162 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:26,306 - Shall we? - Yeah. 163 00:05:26,408 --> 00:05:29,109 Okay. 164 00:05:29,211 --> 00:05:30,544 [door closes] 165 00:05:30,646 --> 00:05:32,846 So what seems to be the problem? 166 00:05:32,948 --> 00:05:35,048 Well... 167 00:05:35,150 --> 00:05:37,484 I mean, for starters, 168 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:38,952 we just met in the waiting room. 169 00:05:39,054 --> 00:05:41,121 - Mm. - You know, so... 170 00:05:41,223 --> 00:05:43,290 I don't really know her last name, 171 00:05:43,392 --> 00:05:44,724 what her hobbies are. 172 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,193 Yeah. That can be tough. 173 00:05:46,295 --> 00:05:47,661 Mm-hmm-hmm. 174 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:49,029 How do you feel about that, Aubrey? 175 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,697 It's weird to not know 176 00:05:50,799 --> 00:05:53,200 if he has any brothers or sisters... 177 00:05:53,302 --> 00:05:54,668 Oh... 178 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:57,104 Whether he's youngest or oldest. 179 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:00,307 Can I talk? [chuckles nervously] 180 00:06:00,409 --> 00:06:01,508 You sure can. 181 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,210 - In my defense... - Mm-hmm. 182 00:06:03,312 --> 00:06:06,046 ...and I'm just speaking openly, I have a-- an older brother 183 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,682 and a younger sister, and she's adopted. 184 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:10,484 Great. So we're making really good progress. 185 00:06:10,586 --> 00:06:12,552 Well, I-I guess I do have some questions 186 00:06:12,654 --> 00:06:14,020 about the adopted sister. 187 00:06:14,123 --> 00:06:15,322 Okay, so that's more of a-- 188 00:06:15,424 --> 00:06:17,791 - a second- or third-date deal. - Okay. 189 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:20,060 If he doesn't mind, I-I have a-a basic question 190 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:22,195 that hopefully won't feel like an intrusion. 191 00:06:22,264 --> 00:06:23,396 [groans] 192 00:06:23,499 --> 00:06:25,866 Uh, where is, uh, he from? 193 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:27,334 I would like to answer that. 194 00:06:27,436 --> 00:06:29,503 I'm from Atlanta. 195 00:06:29,605 --> 00:06:30,871 - Uh... - The old Peach State. 196 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:32,172 That's what we-- that's what we say. 197 00:06:32,274 --> 00:06:33,707 It's called The old Peach State? 198 00:06:33,809 --> 00:06:35,442 - That's right. - Okay, so what do you think of 199 00:06:35,544 --> 00:06:36,743 when you think of Atlanta, Georgia? 200 00:06:36,845 --> 00:06:38,845 Um... rap music, I guess. 201 00:06:38,947 --> 00:06:40,013 - Mm-hmm. - Um... 202 00:06:40,115 --> 00:06:43,383 Young Thug, Young Jeezy, TI. 203 00:06:43,485 --> 00:06:44,951 Sam, what do you think about that? 204 00:06:45,053 --> 00:06:46,553 You think you could have a conversation 205 00:06:46,655 --> 00:06:48,221 with-- with Aubrey about rap music? 206 00:06:48,323 --> 00:06:49,923 [somber piano music] 207 00:06:50,025 --> 00:06:53,226 Could you en-- could you envision that, Sam? 208 00:06:53,328 --> 00:06:55,428 Seems like you guys are hitting it off. 209 00:06:55,531 --> 00:06:57,731 No, now, that's a little projective. 210 00:06:57,833 --> 00:07:00,066 I just want to say, if-- Am I allowed to talk... 211 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:01,268 You are. Thank you for asking. 212 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:02,702 Without being put up on the cross? 213 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:04,137 Okay, that's a little... 214 00:07:04,239 --> 00:07:06,106 Uh, that when we hugged, it felt very distant. 215 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,741 [chuckles nervously] 216 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:10,744 Of course you felt distant, because you patted me. 217 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:12,245 You-- you bowed. 218 00:07:12,347 --> 00:07:14,080 - [sighs] Okay. - You tried to shake my hand. 219 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:16,583 Every morning, that's how my dad would greet my mom. 220 00:07:16,685 --> 00:07:18,785 - They would shake hands? - And I saw them. 221 00:07:18,887 --> 00:07:21,321 Like, it would be like a bow and, like, a weird handshake. 222 00:07:21,423 --> 00:07:22,722 They would do it in front of you? 223 00:07:22,824 --> 00:07:23,957 [somber piano music] 224 00:07:24,059 --> 00:07:25,926 Okay. We are making some progress. 225 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:27,160 Well, you-- 226 00:07:27,262 --> 00:07:28,562 How does-- how does that make you feel? 227 00:07:28,664 --> 00:07:31,097 Wait. Uh, you're not the therapist. 228 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,299 No, he's not. 229 00:07:32,401 --> 00:07:33,567 Or I don't even know. May-- 230 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:34,801 He might be a therapist, for all I know. 231 00:07:34,903 --> 00:07:36,303 Yeah, you're right. 232 00:07:36,405 --> 00:07:38,238 But I can tell by the way you're dressed 233 00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:39,906 that you're-- you don't have any kind of job like that. 234 00:07:40,008 --> 00:07:41,341 Yeah, she's dressed great. 235 00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:42,576 - No. - By the way he-- you're dressed. 236 00:07:42,678 --> 00:07:43,910 Oh. 237 00:07:44,012 --> 00:07:45,245 Listen... 238 00:07:45,347 --> 00:07:47,581 I'm not seeing a relationship here. 239 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:49,282 What I am seeing 240 00:07:49,384 --> 00:07:51,952 are two good candidates for a one-night stand. 241 00:07:52,054 --> 00:07:55,121 And, uh, maybe a second round of intercourse 242 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,523 in a couple months, 243 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:58,458 after you guys run into each other 244 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,760 coincidentally at a bar or a party or a wedding. 245 00:08:00,862 --> 00:08:02,762 I guess we could make out in the parking lot now 246 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:04,164 if you want. 247 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:05,865 Sure. We'll see where it goes from there. 248 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:08,034 - [somber piano music] - Um, great. 249 00:08:08,136 --> 00:08:10,303 So, uh, do you take insurance, uh, Blue Cross? 250 00:08:10,405 --> 00:08:12,405 - No, mm-mm. No. - No? 251 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:14,144 [sinister tone] 252 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:15,979 What's up, nerds? 253 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:18,515 I heard a rumor that the hunks are taking over again. 254 00:08:18,617 --> 00:08:20,483 Yeah. That rumor's true. 255 00:08:20,586 --> 00:08:21,751 I've seen it with my own eyes. 256 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:23,486 - [sinister tone] - Oh, no. 257 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:24,988 My own four eyes, if you know what I'm talking about. 258 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:26,489 There's a new kind of hunk. 259 00:08:26,592 --> 00:08:27,857 They're not just guys 260 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:29,259 that, like, beat people up in high school. 261 00:08:29,361 --> 00:08:30,760 They're charming. They're cool. 262 00:08:30,862 --> 00:08:32,862 They like music. They're funny. 263 00:08:32,965 --> 00:08:34,331 And they can dance. 264 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:36,232 - And they can dance! - [sinister tone] 265 00:08:36,335 --> 00:08:38,935 I'm sorry, but I think the nerd thing-- 266 00:08:39,037 --> 00:08:40,236 - it's over. - No. 267 00:08:40,339 --> 00:08:42,172 Yes. I-I-- It really feels that way. 268 00:08:42,274 --> 00:08:43,840 I-I think hunks are taking over, 269 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:46,042 and we're gonna be the underdogs again. 270 00:08:46,144 --> 00:08:47,611 I'm not going back. I won't go back. 271 00:08:47,713 --> 00:08:48,712 All right, we need to calm down. 272 00:08:48,814 --> 00:08:50,180 You can't make me go back. 273 00:08:50,282 --> 00:08:51,548 Well, you got to! 274 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:52,949 You're born a nerd. You stay a nerd. 275 00:08:53,051 --> 00:08:54,618 - No! - What happened? 276 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,353 What happened to that thing we had? 277 00:08:56,455 --> 00:08:58,088 Remember how great it was? 278 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,889 Like around the time of all the Apatow movies 279 00:08:59,992 --> 00:09:01,191 and everything, it was just like, 280 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,892 "Yeah, how interesting, whoa..." 281 00:09:02,995 --> 00:09:05,261 - Yeah. - "To have a weird body. 282 00:09:05,364 --> 00:09:07,030 To look strange." 283 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:09,099 I was in a bar last week, 284 00:09:09,201 --> 00:09:10,700 and I was talking to a girl, 285 00:09:10,802 --> 00:09:14,371 and I told her that I have clinical depression. 286 00:09:14,473 --> 00:09:16,406 - Always interesting. - No, she didn't care. 287 00:09:16,508 --> 00:09:18,708 That wasn't even a little bit interesting to her. 288 00:09:18,810 --> 00:09:20,377 That really ticks me off, 289 00:09:20,479 --> 00:09:21,878 because believe me, if you were, like, a hunky guy, 290 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,880 no offense, she'd be all over you. 291 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:25,915 What are we gonna do? 292 00:09:26,018 --> 00:09:28,051 First of all, let's stop with the comic books. 293 00:09:28,153 --> 00:09:29,452 Wait. Why? 294 00:09:29,554 --> 00:09:31,755 Because hunks are comic-book heroes. 295 00:09:31,857 --> 00:09:33,423 Look at them-- muscular, 296 00:09:33,525 --> 00:09:35,325 - popular, saving the world. - Yeah. 297 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:36,993 And we're here worshipping them? 298 00:09:37,095 --> 00:09:39,462 In comic books, sometimes nerds turn into hunks, 299 00:09:39,564 --> 00:09:41,131 and then people like 'em more. 300 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,732 Like Peter Parker before the spider. 301 00:09:42,834 --> 00:09:44,501 Got bitten by a spider. 302 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:46,036 You know what happens to me when I get bitten by a spider? 303 00:09:46,104 --> 00:09:47,737 - I get a rash. - Yeah, I got stung by a bee, 304 00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,506 and my arm puffed up like a grapefruit. 305 00:09:49,608 --> 00:09:51,841 - Yeah. - That's a good story, man. 306 00:09:51,943 --> 00:09:54,144 This is what we have to do. We have to outsmart them. 307 00:09:54,246 --> 00:09:55,478 You know, they don't know anything. 308 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:56,913 You think they know what this is 309 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:58,415 and this and this and this? 310 00:09:58,517 --> 00:09:59,916 You think a hunk knows where to plug this thing in? 311 00:10:00,018 --> 00:10:01,584 - Stupid hunks. - [scoffs] 312 00:10:01,687 --> 00:10:03,586 - [chuckles] - No, we got to fight them. 313 00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,155 - We have to humiliate them. - Yeah. 314 00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:06,823 Get your friends. Get your nerd friends. 315 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,591 - Hunks are going down. - Yeah! 316 00:10:08,694 --> 00:10:11,161 - Come on! - Yes. 317 00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,800 Guys, when I say let's get out there, 318 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:18,601 you don't have to wrap up all your cor-- Leave it! 319 00:10:18,704 --> 00:10:20,370 It'll-- No one's gonna steal it. 320 00:10:20,472 --> 00:10:23,373 [percussive music] 321 00:10:23,475 --> 00:10:24,808 322 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:27,110 [engine revving] 323 00:10:27,212 --> 00:10:29,279 [tires screech] 324 00:10:29,381 --> 00:10:31,281 [soft dramatic music] 325 00:10:31,383 --> 00:10:32,682 - Hi, there. - You called us? 326 00:10:32,784 --> 00:10:35,118 Yes. Dog owners have been letting their pets 327 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,887 relieve themselves on my lawn and on the flowers. 328 00:10:37,989 --> 00:10:39,789 - You need a sign. - Yes. 329 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:41,057 What do they do? They pee-pee and they poo-poo on your lawn? 330 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:42,826 Both. 331 00:10:42,928 --> 00:10:44,194 Yeah, so we can get some signs maybe going this way 332 00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:45,528 and this way and this way. 333 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,896 This is the point of view from here, 334 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:48,665 and I'm sure they're gonna come... 335 00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,400 But I don't want it to come across as passive-aggressive. 336 00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:51,701 See, that's where you have it wrong. 337 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,169 It should be passive-aggressive. 338 00:10:53,271 --> 00:10:55,038 This is the beauty of a sign. 339 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,539 You stay in your house, 340 00:10:56,641 --> 00:10:58,541 hang out on the porch and drink wine, 341 00:10:58,643 --> 00:11:00,643 while your sign says... [fuck you] 342 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:01,878 - We're the bad guys. - Yeah. 343 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:03,379 - You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 344 00:11:03,482 --> 00:11:05,315 Okay. 345 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,851 "I don't have a dog, but look what I found on my lawn." 346 00:11:07,953 --> 00:11:09,385 So that means, like, you've got to keep 347 00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:13,022 previous, uh, you know, feces or pee spots 348 00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:14,390 on the lawn as an example. 349 00:11:14,493 --> 00:11:16,426 Do you think people will get it? 350 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:17,927 - You know what? I'm not sure. - It's a little challenging. 351 00:11:18,029 --> 00:11:19,429 I'm not sure they will get it. 352 00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:20,997 We're thinking that one through still. 353 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:24,033 "Excuse me, dog pee kills flowers. Thank you." 354 00:11:24,136 --> 00:11:26,102 So the Xs on the eyes mean it's-- it's dead. 355 00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:27,103 It's sad. 356 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:29,572 It's not... passionate. 357 00:11:29,674 --> 00:11:31,207 - It's not passionate. - Or... 358 00:11:31,309 --> 00:11:33,676 Okay, well, let's make it passionate. 359 00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:36,346 "Dear dogs, please don't water the plants!" 360 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:38,214 It-- it's ironic 'cause it's saying, 361 00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:39,716 "Listen, this isn't water, 362 00:11:39,818 --> 00:11:41,284 and it's actually killing the plants." 363 00:11:41,386 --> 00:11:42,452 [chuckling] 364 00:11:42,554 --> 00:11:43,520 She doesn't like it. 365 00:11:43,622 --> 00:11:46,122 "Found-- large dog crap." 366 00:11:46,224 --> 00:11:48,057 We're a fan of this-- an artist friend of ours did this. 367 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,759 - It's actually charming. - Mm-hmm. 368 00:11:49,861 --> 00:11:51,694 I'm charmed by it. I'm like, "Oh, this is-- 369 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:53,096 I could be friends with this person." 370 00:11:53,198 --> 00:11:54,397 Yeah, I-I would actually frame this 371 00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:55,799 and put it in my house. 372 00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:57,267 It shows that I have a sense of humor and... 373 00:11:57,369 --> 00:12:00,036 But you don't. You don't. 374 00:12:00,138 --> 00:12:03,039 [playful music] 375 00:12:03,141 --> 00:12:10,079 376 00:12:13,752 --> 00:12:15,885 "Warning-- mountain lions are attracted to dog poop." 377 00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:17,921 So you've got a small dog coming by... 378 00:12:18,023 --> 00:12:19,455 [panting] 379 00:12:19,558 --> 00:12:21,124 Looks like it's gonna defecate on your lawn. 380 00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:23,293 You go ahead and hit the app. 381 00:12:23,395 --> 00:12:25,428 [whimpering] 382 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,530 [barks] 383 00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:29,999 [barks] 384 00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:31,568 [panting, barks] 385 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:33,670 - Just still not quite right. - Fine. 386 00:12:33,772 --> 00:12:35,104 We haven't-- we haven't gotten it yet. 387 00:12:35,207 --> 00:12:39,776 388 00:12:39,878 --> 00:12:42,145 Yeah, yeah... 389 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:43,780 [machinery grinding] 390 00:12:43,882 --> 00:12:44,848 [dog whimpers] 391 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:45,982 - [alarm blaring] - Woof. 392 00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:48,017 Don't do this. Woof. 393 00:12:48,119 --> 00:12:51,020 _ 394 00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:57,083 [dark dramatic music] 395 00:12:57,185 --> 00:13:00,453 396 00:13:00,555 --> 00:13:01,721 Hey, hunks! 397 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,490 Stop infringing on our turf. 398 00:13:04,592 --> 00:13:07,727 Go back to your gyms and looking at your abs in the mirror. 399 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,496 Stay our of our science labs and our comedy clubs. 400 00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:12,398 And stay away from our smart girls. 401 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,100 [chuckling] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 402 00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:15,768 We're just doing our thing, friend. 403 00:13:15,870 --> 00:13:17,403 It's actually pronounced "Fred." 404 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:18,838 There's no N in it, see? 405 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:20,006 [men chuckling] 406 00:13:20,108 --> 00:13:21,908 - Spelling, right? - Yeah. 407 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,175 You know, you're all born with your perfect features, 408 00:13:23,278 --> 00:13:24,911 and we're just like this. 409 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,146 We had to make up for it by having a sense of humor 410 00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:28,481 and being smart and reading 411 00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,016 and knowing about music and art. 412 00:13:30,118 --> 00:13:31,484 As soon as you guys start doing it, 413 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:33,019 - well, it renders us invisible. - [sighs] 414 00:13:33,121 --> 00:13:34,754 Fred, we've moved past that kind of stuff. 415 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,289 Come on, Carrie, he's an impostor. 416 00:13:36,391 --> 00:13:37,790 Can't you see him for what he is? 417 00:13:37,892 --> 00:13:39,659 Yeah, like, a really wonderful guy. 418 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:40,793 This is our turf. 419 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,261 Well, I believe it was Ramdas 420 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,096 who called it the "costume of identity," right? 421 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,264 Stop it. 422 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,365 Stop reading. 423 00:13:46,467 --> 00:13:47,633 - Go away! - Yeah. 424 00:13:47,735 --> 00:13:48,634 You know what I say? 425 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:49,769 [dramatic music] 426 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,470 I want to rumble. 427 00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:52,471 Yeah. 428 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:53,940 Great. 429 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,274 Now, when you say rumble, what are we talking? 430 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,809 Are we talking technically four on four? 431 00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,477 Are we talking medieval times? What... 432 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,046 Classic '50s? What do you guys want to do? 433 00:14:00,148 --> 00:14:02,281 Stop it. Stop discussing it. 434 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,284 [bombastic dramatic music] 435 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:10,456 436 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,457 Nerd. 437 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:12,458 Hunk. 438 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,526 Pencil pusher. 439 00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:14,794 Meathead. 440 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:15,861 Pasty. 441 00:14:15,964 --> 00:14:17,163 [chuckles mockingly] 442 00:14:17,265 --> 00:14:19,031 [sobs mockingly] 443 00:14:19,133 --> 00:14:20,466 444 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,068 Let's dance. 445 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,903 Let's dance. 446 00:14:24,005 --> 00:14:26,572 she's the one who can rock my world 447 00:14:26,674 --> 00:14:28,841 she's the one, and you know she makes me go 448 00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:31,077 oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh 449 00:14:37,318 --> 00:14:39,218 [triumphant music] 450 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,419 [grunts] 451 00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:41,887 - Don't roll it. - No, up. 452 00:14:41,990 --> 00:14:43,656 - Your side. - With your legs, not your back. 453 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:44,690 Are you lifting? 454 00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,691 Unh. 455 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:47,860 [whistling] 456 00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:50,863 [playing jaunty tune] 457 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,331 458 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,834 - [lounge music] - Mmm. 459 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,535 You look beautiful tonight. 460 00:14:58,139 --> 00:14:59,405 Are you gonna eat that? 461 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:02,241 [bombastic dramatic music] 462 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:07,246 [soft suspenseful music] 463 00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:10,383 He's a nerd, right? 464 00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:13,352 I'm not totally awkward at sports. 465 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,388 Fred... 466 00:15:15,490 --> 00:15:16,455 you're a hunk. 467 00:15:16,557 --> 00:15:18,758 [gentle music] 468 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,393 What am I? 469 00:15:20,495 --> 00:15:21,827 Fred! 470 00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:32,538 All right, well, have a good summer, guys. 471 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,541 [percussive music] 472 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,742 473 00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:39,945 I've been thinking 474 00:15:40,048 --> 00:15:42,815 that I would really like to get a rug. 475 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:46,218 Just like a-a crappy rug from, like, a secondhand store? 476 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,321 Like a nice rug. 477 00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:50,723 Wow. 478 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,324 Are you okay? I don't mean to... 479 00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:54,794 No, I'm just-- I mean, should we get married first? 480 00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:57,596 My parents were married when they got their first rug. 481 00:15:57,699 --> 00:15:59,298 - Were yours? - Oh, yes. 482 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,467 But it's a different time. 483 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:04,336 - I mean, I'm ready if you are. - I-I think I am. 484 00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:06,672 And you're the person I want to get a rug with. 485 00:16:06,774 --> 00:16:09,008 Oh, my God. This is crazy. 486 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,443 - [laughs] - Uh, screw it. 487 00:16:10,545 --> 00:16:11,677 Yeah, I love you. 488 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:13,412 I love you. Let's get a rug. 489 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,780 Let's get a rug. 490 00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:18,517 - That one's too... complicated. - Yeah. 491 00:16:18,619 --> 00:16:20,186 Ah, white. 492 00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:22,088 - I like this one. - That's something, right? 493 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,422 It's a beautiful rug, isn't it? 494 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,924 Yeah. 495 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,292 I've been down there to the operation. 496 00:16:26,394 --> 00:16:27,660 It's pretty phenomenal. 497 00:16:27,762 --> 00:16:29,695 - So how much is this one? - Three. 498 00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:32,598 - Hundred? - Thousand. 499 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,433 - $3,000? - Mm-hmm. 500 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,701 - For this? - Yeah. 501 00:16:35,803 --> 00:16:37,369 - The-- the white one there. - Wow. 502 00:16:37,472 --> 00:16:39,605 Is there anything in the sort of $300 range? 503 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,440 Uh, we have, you know, a doormat 504 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,142 that we carry. 505 00:16:43,244 --> 00:16:44,777 I feel like this is what nice rugs cost. 506 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,278 Mm-hmm... 507 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,314 I want to bring something into our home 508 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,049 that we can love and cherish. 509 00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:51,684 - And I feel like you do, too. - That's true, yeah. 510 00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:53,519 I feel like you'd be such a good rug-owner. 511 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,821 When I see you at other people's houses with their rugs, 512 00:16:55,923 --> 00:16:58,290 I just-- I know how good you're gonna be with this one. 513 00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,325 - Mm! - Ah. 514 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:00,860 I'm-- Let's just do it. 515 00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:02,228 Do you want to look at paperwork right now? 516 00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,362 - Yes. Thank you. - Okay. 517 00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:04,497 Yeah, let's get you started. 518 00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:05,498 I'm excited. Okay. 519 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,665 [knock at door] 520 00:17:06,768 --> 00:17:08,033 - Hey. - Hey. 521 00:17:08,136 --> 00:17:09,168 Dude, I need coffee. 522 00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,369 Okay. I'll go make you some. 523 00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:11,904 Ooh, ooh, hold on! 524 00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:13,706 Uh, please take off your shoes if you don't mind. 525 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,674 Take off my shoes? Why? 526 00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,042 We got a rug. 527 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,511 Are you excited 528 00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:19,845 about that new grocery store that's coming in? 529 00:17:19,947 --> 00:17:21,547 - Where? - Brand-new-- new aisles, 530 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,082 - new shopping carts, everything. - Yeah. 531 00:17:23,184 --> 00:17:24,216 - Yeah, I hadn't heard. - [coffee spills] 532 00:17:24,318 --> 00:17:26,018 Oh! Ugh! 533 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,154 Don't panic, don't panic. Slow, slow, slow. 534 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,722 I'm gonna get something. I'm gonna get something. 535 00:17:29,824 --> 00:17:32,224 I am so, so sorry. 536 00:17:32,293 --> 00:17:33,826 Ah, man. 537 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,060 - That is... - Dab it! 538 00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:36,162 I am dabbing it. 539 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,696 No! Not with a paper towel. 540 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:38,898 Seriously. 541 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,167 Just dab it. You're rubbing it in. 542 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,368 Well, what am I supposed to do? 543 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:43,936 - You have to keep it wet. - Dab it! 544 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:45,771 - What do you mean by dab? - That's dabbing. 545 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:48,440 - Okay, what was I doing? - You were doing this. 546 00:17:48,543 --> 00:17:50,242 That's more wiping. 547 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:51,677 - That's wiping. - Yeah. 548 00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:52,878 Wha-- That's not where the stain is-- 549 00:17:52,980 --> 00:17:54,346 Take this off. 550 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:55,748 I thought you were supposed to be dabbing. 551 00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:57,449 - It's beyond dabbing now! - Ooh. 552 00:17:57,552 --> 00:17:59,718 - Keep it white. - Oh, man. 553 00:17:59,821 --> 00:18:01,954 [tense music] 554 00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,956 I think the dabbing was working better. 555 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:06,959 [somber music] 556 00:18:07,061 --> 00:18:13,999 557 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,217 [indistinct talking] 558 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,551 - [gasps] - No! 559 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,386 - No. - It's ruined. 560 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,721 - Charlie. - I want this out. 561 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,289 I want this out. I want this out! 562 00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:38,958 Wait. No, it's fixable still. 563 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:40,426 It's not fixable! 564 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:41,961 - Get some duct tape. - It's over! 565 00:18:42,063 --> 00:18:44,230 This is a document of shame! Look at it! 566 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,432 Look at it! I want this out! 567 00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,500 [cries] We're terrible people. 568 00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:50,169 We're terrible people. 569 00:18:50,271 --> 00:18:52,771 We don't deserve anything nice! 570 00:18:52,874 --> 00:18:54,506 [breathing heavily] 571 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:55,975 The rug that you're looking at and the size... 572 00:18:56,077 --> 00:18:57,276 - Excuse us. - That you're looking at. 573 00:18:57,378 --> 00:18:58,744 - Ma'am? - Ma'am, excuse us. 574 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,112 Oh, sorry, hang on just one second, okay? 575 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,780 - Hi. - What was wrong with the rug? 576 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:03,449 - Is everything-- - Oh... 577 00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:04,783 - The style wasn't exactly right. - Yeah-- the style. 578 00:19:04,886 --> 00:19:06,452 - Once it's in the house. - Yeah. 579 00:19:06,554 --> 00:19:07,786 But, you know, the size, maybe something like... 580 00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,054 [both mumbling] Smaller. 581 00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:10,356 - Smaller. - Just a little. 582 00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:16,999 Freddie, ever since you were two, I've known. 583 00:19:17,101 --> 00:19:19,135 I'd catch you flexing in the mirror. 584 00:19:19,237 --> 00:19:21,671 And when you were eight, you were always arm-wrestling 585 00:19:21,773 --> 00:19:23,339 with your cousin Georgie. 586 00:19:23,441 --> 00:19:25,541 Yeah, I remember that. 587 00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:27,910 We were arm-wrestling. I really enjoyed it. 588 00:19:28,012 --> 00:19:29,712 - Yes. - I remember, like, 589 00:19:29,814 --> 00:19:32,982 I slammed his head against the table, right? 590 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,250 Yes, you did. 591 00:19:34,352 --> 00:19:37,153 He was so little, and you were so strong. 592 00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:39,055 But I've always known. 593 00:19:39,157 --> 00:19:40,923 Mom, why didn't you say anything? 594 00:19:41,025 --> 00:19:42,825 Times were different then. 595 00:19:42,927 --> 00:19:44,494 "Revenge of the Nerds" was big. 596 00:19:44,596 --> 00:19:45,528 Right. 597 00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:47,830 And hunks were... 598 00:19:47,932 --> 00:19:50,500 [sighs] 599 00:19:50,602 --> 00:19:52,535 - I was going through your closet. - Mm-hmm. 600 00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,036 And I found something. 601 00:19:54,138 --> 00:19:56,005 - Whoa. - There. 602 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,273 [grunts] 603 00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,741 [hard rock music] 604 00:19:58,843 --> 00:20:00,409 Wow, my old weights. 605 00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:02,445 - I know. - Wow. 606 00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:04,580 Look at that, my initials are in there and everything. 607 00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:06,215 [chuckles] 608 00:20:06,317 --> 00:20:09,385 Now you can finally be who you really are, Freddie-- 609 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:10,453 a hunk. 610 00:20:10,555 --> 00:20:11,554 [light music] 611 00:20:11,656 --> 00:20:13,289 Oh. 612 00:20:13,391 --> 00:20:15,358 All that time I wasted. 613 00:20:15,460 --> 00:20:17,026 You are a hunk. 614 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:20,062 - Say it. - I am a hunk. 615 00:20:20,164 --> 00:20:21,264 Yes. 616 00:20:21,332 --> 00:20:22,431 I'm a hunk. 617 00:20:22,534 --> 00:20:24,233 [hard rock music] 618 00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:26,068 Oh, man. 619 00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:27,203 [chuckles] 620 00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:28,604 - Great throw. - [horn honks] 621 00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:30,473 - What's up, you guys? - Hey, Fred. 622 00:20:30,575 --> 00:20:31,574 - What's going on? - Hey, what's up, Fred? 623 00:20:31,676 --> 00:20:33,442 Nice to see you. 624 00:20:33,545 --> 00:20:35,912 I'd kind of prefer it if you, uh, 625 00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:38,047 called me "Scoot" from now on. 626 00:20:38,182 --> 00:20:40,216 - Of course. - What's up, Scoot? 627 00:20:40,318 --> 00:20:41,417 - Hey, what's up? - Nice. 628 00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,119 Scoot, I'm so happy for you. 629 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:44,620 - Proud of you, man. - You look great. 630 00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:45,821 We're all proud of you, right, guys? 631 00:20:45,924 --> 00:20:47,323 - all: Yeah. - You guys want to play? 632 00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:49,659 I mean, what are we waiting around for? 633 00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:51,327 Hell, yeah! We got Scoot. Come on. 634 00:20:51,429 --> 00:20:53,229 you make me better 635 00:20:53,331 --> 00:20:57,333 this I do believe 636 00:20:57,435 --> 00:21:02,838 got me feeling I wasn't losing 637 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,006 Ah. 638 00:21:04,108 --> 00:21:05,508 Oh, no, Scoot, are you okay? 639 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,343 - You okay, man? - Yeah, man. 640 00:21:07,445 --> 00:21:09,645 nerds rule the world, nerds rule the world 641 00:21:09,747 --> 00:21:11,480 nerds rule the world 642 00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:13,950 You guys ever go on the Indiana Jones ride 643 00:21:14,052 --> 00:21:15,551 there in Disneyland? 644 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,353 You ever go on that? It's a lot-- lot of fun. 645 00:21:17,455 --> 00:21:19,722 Hey, my driver was insane. 646 00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:22,724 I went on that thing. He was just going through tunnels. 647 00:21:22,725 --> 00:21:24,588 *** 648 00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:28,069 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 649 00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:32,669 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0